IN A TIZZY
"I've seen spiders point at people? Pizza on the road. Perfeclty sealed. Planted gently on the ground and left for no reason. I still think about why the person who bought it didn't just pick it back uo. Perfectly good pizza. Abandoned." - Jay
"ok I'd have to say the time the abscess under my arm just spontaneously burst one night
like. I went to sleep with extreme pain, then I wake up at like 2:30 because my armpit is damp with pus (didn't know it was, thought it was just sweat or something)
get up after my mom leaves and go to the bathroom, the moment I take my shirt off it's just this long dribble of sickly pus leaking out, call my mom to let her know. this all sounds believable so far, but later when my mom comes home she was like "on the way to work I was praying your arm would get better and it happened"
and I just stood there thinking like. okay?? well one it burst before you even left and two I wouldn't call that it "getting better"
and then she tried to "help" me drain it (she squeezed it really hard and it hurt like a bitch)
that entire experience was genuinely so fucking horrid I still flinch when she tries to reach for that spot" - Vul
"Back in my Senior year of High School, one of the City Department heads (He oversaw the police department) of my town came in because my 4th period teacher was friends with him. This happened to be on the same day she wanted to talk about him regarding some parking situation so the whole period derailed and was everyone arguing with him about how the police departments ticketing was bullshit.
It doesn't end there though, because the period right after, the President of the Teachers Association for California was visiting my 5th period. This was because my English teacher apparently held some representation for English in general for the state." - Celci
"probably the weirdest i've heard/experienced was my mom's abusive ex saying he only "talks to other women so he doesn't cheat"" - Pheas
"i dont remember things like that" - Oz
"I saw a t4t couple burp in each others mouths today" - Ramen