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Thank you Jay for the question!
"being a toddler and being too small to use door handles and being shut outside the kitchen door with my family in the kitchen and crying about it" - Emrys
"My earliest memory.. lemme dig deep in my mind bank. The absolute earliest memory is very vague, as you'd expect. I think I was in pre-school and dreamt of a toy car we had in class that I had been playing with earlier that day - it was like, a cool action shot on a street at night... except instead of the Batmobile or something actually cool, it was a multi-colored children's toy car. Like, made of blocks and stuff - not a plastic thing meant to resemble a real car. It's a hard concept to describe - it was either vivid imagination that felt like a dream or it was legit just a dream I had. Outside of that, I think I have memories from sitting infront of a television as a wee lad doin' nothing much in particular, probably playing with toys or something" - Cas
"my mom bringing our German Shepherd puppy home when i was like 3. probably helps that there are pictures of it happening at the time." - eatyrselffitter
"lying on the couch as a very young toddler watching my brother get scolded for climbing over a recliner" - namioshiro
"Being a older toddler (idk i was about door handle height) in my great grandma's kitchen doorway looking into her garden at a birthday party. Just standing there holdin the door frame. I also dreamt of this memory later on in life and believed it was just a dream." - Jay